WHAT''S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT???

WHEN WE STARTED THIS CAMPAIGN, WE MADE CLEAR OUR PLATFORM WHICH FULLY EXPLAINS OUR ASPIRATIONS AND GOALS. WE ALSO EXPLAINED WE WERE "SELLING" CABINET POSTS AND PRICE TAGS WERE ASSIGNED TO EACH POSITION DEPENDING UPON THEIR IMPORTANCE.

IN ADDITION TO THE PRESIDENCY, I MADE KNOWN THE FACT THAT I WOULD ALSO BE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY. I WANT TO MAKE CERTAIN OUR TREASURY IS MONITORED CAREFULLY AND THAT ALMOST EVERY DIME IS DEPOSITED. OUR GOAL IS TO REDUCE THE DEFICIT AND THIS WE WILL DO.

THERE HAS BEEN SOME QUESTIONS RECENTLY ABOUT MY ASSUMING THE ROLE OF TREASURY SECRETARY. I SEE NOTHING IMPROPER ABOUT THIS, RATHER, YOU SHOULD BE COMFORTABLE KNOWING NO ONE ELSE HAS "THEIR HANDS IN THE TILL", ONLY I, YOUR PRESIDENT.

I HOPE THIS PUTS AN END TO ANY CONCERNS OR QUESTIONS AND I ASK THAT HEREAFTER WE CONCENTRATE ON MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES, LIKE OUR CAMPAIGN.

I READ WHERE HILLARY SAID SHE WOULD APPOINT HUSBAND BILL AS EMISSARY AT LARGE, AMBASSADOR TO THE WORLD. GOOD CHOICE!

SINCE SHE WILL NOT BE THE FINAL CANDIDATE, I AM CONTEMPLATING APPOINTING A MONICA TO A SIMILAR POSITION, ALTHOUGH, I DO NOTHING WITHOUT CONSULTING MY INNER CIRCLE AND AT THIS MOMENT NO DISCUSSIONS HAVE BEEN HAD ON THIS MATTER.

OUR BUMPER STICKERS ARE SEEN IN MORE AND MORE STATES AND MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO RECOGNIZE THE DEFICIT REDUCTION PARTY (DRP). THESE STICKERS ARE FREE, THEY ARE COLORFUL, THEY LEAVE NO RESIDUE WHEN REMOVED AND THERE ARE STILL SOME IN STOCK, ALL YOU NEED DO IS ASK FOR YOURS..

I WISH TO THANK THE COMMUNITY OF LOCKWOOD, MISSISSIPPI FOR THE WARM WELCOME THEY GAVE OUR CARAVAN AT OUR RECENT TOWN HALL MEETING. WE WERE WARMLY WELCOMED BY SOME 28 CHANTING TOWNS FOLKS. IT MADE OUR LONG DRIVE WORTHWHILE.

FINALLY, THE ASSOCIATION FOR THE HOMELESS HAVE ENDORSED MY CANDIDACY AND I AM MOST GRATEFUL.

aL HOFFMAN
YOUR CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY
DEFICIT REDUCTION PARTY